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Monday, December 16, 2013

WWE RAW Results - 12/16/13


Here are the results to tonight's Monday night Raw, one night after the TLC PPV.

Courtesy of PWInsider.com:
Last night, an era in WWE ended when we went from two main champions to a single Unified Super Duper Champion. Randy Orton is the man to shoulder that burden thanks to his victory on Sunday night. How with the Unified Era begin?
We are in Dallas, Texas and your announcers are Michael ‘Cuban’ Cole, John ‘Hull’ Layfield, and Jerry ‘Dealey Plaza’ Lawler.

Triple H’s music plays while the WWE roster is on the stage and Stephanie McMahon and Triple H are in the ring.
Stephanie says that this is a historic episode of Raw. It is time for everyone in the arena, on the stage, and anyone who will ever don tights will need to show respect to one man.
Hunter says that the history of WWE merged with the bright future at TLC. We are here tonight to pay honor to that man.
Randy Orton makes his way to the ring with a championship belt on each shoulder. He stops next to Daniel Bryan and John Cena and he raises both belts over his head.
Randy says that it is nice feeling when your faith was rewarded. He says that no one had faith in him that he would win the most important match in WWE history. Everyone bought into the lie that he had been handed everything his entire career. He proved that when an opportunity presents itself, he takes it. He did it when he ascended the ladder and took those two championships and turned them into one.
Last week, he stood in this ring with twenty other former champions. None of them have accomplished what he has accomplished. When he looks at the locker room on the stage, beaming back their jealousy at him, where they are is appropriate because he is so much better than everyone.
Randy says that he is the most powerful person standing in the ring. He is the Champion of Champions. He is the World Heavyweight Champion.
John Cena calls him an idiot and Randy wants his mic turned off.
John says that he is not going to ruin Randy’s moment. John says that he will give the Cliff’s Notes of what Orton was going to say. Champion of Champions, Apex Predator. Viper Viper Viper, Handcuffs.
John says that he saved everyone twenty minutes. He congratulates Randy and says that he was the better champion last night. That champion forces you to put up or shut up every night. He says that Randy has talked enough so put up or shut up.
Orton says that he does not get his rematch tonight.
John says he was not talking about him. He really wants to be WWE World Heavyweight Champion. He told someone that he would give that person a fair rematch if he won the title. John says that Randy should face Daniel Bryan.
Randy says that he does not care what people think and he wants security to kick out Cena.
John says that there is no better way to prove his legacy than to face Daniel Bryan.
Randy says that he does not have to listen to John Cena, Daniel Bryan, or the idiots in the stands. He does not have to listen to anybody.
Stephanie tells Randy that he has to listen to them.
Randy says that he is not trying to lose his temper. He says that John is way out of line. To give Daniel Bryan a title shot is not what is best for business.
Hunter tells Randy that he agrees with Randy at this time. Daniel does not deserve an opportunity for a title match for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. Stephanie says that Daniel was voted Superstar of the Year. Hunter says that they listen to the WWE Universe. If that is a match that the people would like to see.
Randy says that he went through a war and was in a TLC match last night.
Hunter says that there is no better way to kick off the Champion of Champions’ new era with a main event like this.
Randy will get to silence the critics who say that Randy cannot beat this man. Randy Orton will face the Superstar of the Year.
We had a vote on WWE.com to see which of the three teams who were defeated on Sunday will face the Tag Team Champions. That will be next.
We go to commercial.
Match Number One: Cody Rhodes and Goldust versus Rey Mysterio and Big Show in a Non Title Match
Rey and Cody start things off and they shake hands. They lock up and Cody with a side head lock and take down. Rey with a head scissors and Cody escapes. Cody with an arm bar. Rey with a head scissors and Cody falls to the floor. Rey with a baseball slide and then he slides on the mat and hits a splash.
Rey sends Cody back in and he goes up top but Cody stops Rey and gets him on his shoulders. Rey gets to his feet and puts Cody in a waist lock. Cody with an elbow and Beautiful Disaster for a near fall. Cody with a delayed gourdbuster for a near fall. Goldust tags in and Cody with a drop toe hold and Goldust with a knee drop for a near fall. Cody tags in and connects with an elbow from the turnbuckles. Cody with an arm bar. Rey with a kick and he slides through the feet and he tags in Show.
Show with a clothesline and Cody is down. We go to commercial.
We are back and Cody tries to make the tag but Big Show grabs him and Show with a slam to Cody. Show with an elbow drop for a near fall. Show with a Slobbering Shhhh chop to Cody. Cody with punches and chops but Show does not budge. Show with a back heel kick. Show with a chin lock while we look at how much the announcers care about the match.
Cody is down to his knees on the chokes but Cody with a jawbreaker to get out of the hold. Cody is stopped by Show and Show gets a near fall. Show with a punch to the midsection. Show with a butt bump in the corner. Show with another butt bump in the corner. Show with a chop to Cody. Show with a punch and he sends Cody to the match with a driving elbow drop.
Show goes to the turnbuckles and he misses an elbow drop. Cody rolls to his corner to make the tag and he succeeds. Goldust with a clothesline and drop kick to Show. Goldust with a drop down uppercut and a flying forearm for a near fall.
Show grabs Goldust by the throat and Show with a choke slam but Cody breaks up the cover. Show sends Cody over the top rope to the floor. Goldust with a boot but he misses a cross body. Show with a knockout punch to Goldust and he tags in Rey and Rey climbs on Show’s shoulders and he belly flops onto Goldust for the three count.
Winners: Rey Mysterio and Big Show
After the match, Show helps Cody pick up Goldust.
It is time to see who will team with CM Punk to face The Shield.
We go to commercial.
We are back with Bad News Barrett. Order in the Barrett Court because he wants some decorum. Barrett says that over half a billion dollars are at stake in the lottery. He says that he is afraid that he has bad news because none will earn any of that money. They will have to return to their ramshackle homes and boring lifestyles. Wade wishes everyone a Happy Holidays.
Hunter and Stephanie are talking in the back with Kane and Orton enters. He wants to know if this is a joke. He is fighting Daniel Bryan less than 24 hours after winning the biggest match of his life.
Stephanie reminds Orton that Daniel Bryan was almost decimated by the Wyatt Family 24 hours ago. They value Randy as their champion, the face of the company, and their friend. Randy is the first WWE Unified World Champion. It is double the work and double the responsibility.
Hunter reminds Orton that he is the top of the food chain. He cannot just say why he is the best, he has to show it. Hunter says that they have Randy’s back.
Match Number Two: Fandango (with Summer Rae) versus Dolph Ziggler
Fandango with a kick and punches. Ziggler lands on his feet on a suplex attempt and Ziggler with a drop kick. Ziggler tries for a baseball slide but Fandango moves. Fandango with a clothesline and then he dances. Fandango rolls Ziggler back into the ring and he gets a near fall. Fandango with kicks to the back.
Fandango with a punch to the head and Fandango with a near fall. Fandango with a rear chin lock. Ziggler with elbows and punches. Fandango with a spinning heel kick for a near fall. Fandango kicks Ziggler in the head and he taunts him. Fandango with a reverse chin lock. Ziggler with punches and he gets a near fall with a rollup.
Fandango with a clothesline for a near fall. Fandango with a knee but Ziggler rolls through and gets the three count.
Winner: Dolph Ziggler
Mark Henry and Big E Langston walk in the back as we go to commercial.
Match Number Three: Mark Henry and Big E Langston versus Antonio Cesaro and Jack Swagger (with Zeb Colter)
Swagger and Langston start things off and Swagger with a knee and punches. Langston with a shoulder tackle after a leap frog. Cesaro tags in and Langston with a punch. Cesaro punches Langston and Langston with a shoulder tackle. Swagger tags back in and he tells Langston to calm down.
Henry tags in and Swagger with a waist lock. Henry with a back elbow and head butt. Henry with an Irish whip to the sternum and he throws up the horns. Henry with a head butt and a splash. Langston tags in and Henry sends Langston towards Swagger for a shoulder in the corner.
Langston with a shoulder after an Irish whip. Henry tags in and he drops onto Swagger’s back because that is what he do. Henry with shoulders in the corner followed by a punch. Langston tags in and he punches Swagger. Langston climbs the turnbuckles and he punches Swagger. Langston with a short arm clothesline for a near fall. Langston with an arm bar. Swagger with punches and Cesaro tags in. Langston with a hip toss.
Henry tags in and he head butts Cesaro. Cesaro with kicks and a forearm. Swagger tags in and connects with forearms and punches. Henry with a clothesline and Swagger falls into the ropes. Langston tags in and he punches Swagger and then they hit a double shoulder tackle. Langston presses Cesaro over his head and drops him behind him. Langston clotheslines Cesaro over the top rope to the floor.
Langston hip tosses Cesaro back into the ring. Langston with punches to the midsection. Langston with a back body drop. Cesaro with a knee to the midsection. Langston slams Cesaro but Swagger trips Langston and sends him into the announce table. We go to commercial.
We are back and Cesaro with a quarter nelson and chin lock. Langston with punches to get out of the hold but Cesaro with an Irish whip. Langston with an elbow. Cesaro keeps Langston from making the tag and Cesaro takes Langston to the mat for a deadlift side salto for a near fall. Swagger tags in and hits a belly-to-belly suplex for a near fall.
Swagger with a front face lock. Swagger tries to stop Langston from getting to his corner but Langston gets away from Swagger. Swagger grabs Langston by the ankle. Cesaro tags in and stops Langston with a double stomp to the back.
Cesaro tags in Swagger and Cesaro slingshots Langston to Swagger for a belly-to-belly suplex for a near fall. Swagger with an arm bar. Langston with punches but Swagger pushes Langston into the corner and connects with knees. Langston kicks Cesaro and he sends Swagger over the top rope to the floor. Langston with a belly-to-belly suplex and both men are down.
Henry tags in and he connects with a shoulder tackle and clothesline followed by a head butt. Henry with a JYD head butt and then he picks up Cesaro for a running power slam but Swagger breaks up the cover. Henry with a shoulder tackle to Swagger. Cesaro with a drop kick but Langston tags in. Cesaro with a European uppercut and Cesaro tries for the Giant Swing but Langston with a body block followed by the Big Ending for the three count.
Winners: Mark Henry and Big E Langston
We go to commercial.
We are back and R Truth and Xavier Woods are at the announce table for the next match.
Match Number Four: Brodus Clay and Tensai (with the Funkettes) versus Curtis Axel and Ryback
Tensai and Axel start things off and Axel with a punch but Tensai with punches and head butts. Tensai with a hard Irish whip. Tensai with a shoulder tackle but Axel with a drop kick. Axel with elbows and Ryback tags in. Ryback slaps Tensai in the head but Tensai with punches. Ryback with a power slam for a near fall.
Ryback runs into a back elbow and then he hits the ring post when Tensai moves. Clay refuses the tag and Ryback with a splash and clothesline. Ryback gets Tensai up for the marching musclebuster for the three count.
Winners: Ryback and Curtis Axel
After the match, Clay enters the ring and he hits a splash on Tensai. Clay with a second splash but Truth and Woods get up from the announce table and they confront Clay. Woods and Truth with a double drop kick.
Truth tells the Funkettes that they haven’t had a lot to dance to lately. Woods says that everyone is dressed to dance, so why not do some dancing. Woods and Truth are joined by the Funkettes in the ring and Clay looks like he is going to ban dancing at the prom.
Michael Cole reminds us that CM Punk defeated The Shield last night at TLC due to an accidental spear by Roman Reigns to Dean Ambrose.
CM Punk walks in the back and we go to commercial.
We are back and CM Punk makes his way to the ring, but not to wrestle. He has something to say before he finds out who will join him against The Shield.
We see what happened with CM Punk during the 20 World Champions segment last week.

Punk thanks everyone and he says that in a three on one handicap match, the Shield would put him down. It was not how they would put him down. He thought it would be interesting to see how many he would have taken down. Not only did he not get taken down, he defeated the entire shield.
The Shield will make excuses for their loss and they will say it is far from over. This isn’t about The Shield. It has never been about the Shield. As much as The Authority doesn’t want to admit that they sent the Shield after him like a couple of hired thugs. He thinks that there is someone who is trying to sweep him under the rug.
Punk says that he is not good when he is managed and he thinks he did a good job by punching Triple H in his stupid face. Before he gets put into a sixteen on one handicap match after Triple H says that there is no problem, why not come to the ring so they can deal with it man to man and face to face.
Maybe Hunter does not want to confront him when he has a mic in his hand.
Punk asks Dallas if they should give him a few more seconds.
Punk did not think Hunter would come out.
Shawn Michaels’ music plays and he makes his way to the ring.
Punk says that he is not finished. He tells Hunter . . . he means Stephanie, whenever she is ready to talk, the best in the world is ready.
Shawn tells Punk that he gets his obsession with the Authority and how much he does not like Hunter. Shawn waits for the crowd to stop with the ‘You Sold Out’ chants. He understands the problem with authority. Punk’s issues shouldn’t be with Hunter because he is the one who kicked Punk last week.
Punk wants to talk about the super kick.
The crowd chants for ‘One More Match’ and Punk says that he will have more than one match. He respects Shawn and that is why he is getting a pass for last week. Fifteen Year old Punk is excited that Shawn gave him a super kick. He can get past the assless chaps but if Shawn kicks him again, he will fight back.
Shawn says that he always liked Punk. What he did last week pained him more than it pained Punk. On that note, what he is about to do pains him more than it will pain Punk. He introduces Punk’s opponents.
The Shield make their way through the crowd and to the ring.
Match Number Five: Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns, and Seth Rollins versus CM Punk, Jimmy Uso, and Jey Uso
Ambrose and Jimmy start things off and Jimmy with a side head lock. Ambrose with a shoulder tackle but Jimmy with an elbow and punch. Jimmy with an Irish whip and back body drop for a near fall. Jey tags in and Jimmy with a shoulder and Jey with a flying forearm into the corner. Jey with an uppercut and he gets a near fall.
Punk tags in and he goes up top and punches Ambrose in the arm. Punk with an Irish whip but he misses a charge. Rollins tags in and he gives Rollins a drop toe hold. Jimmy tags in and he drops a knee and then he applies an arm bar. Rollins backs Jimmy into the corner and he punches Jimmy.
Rollins with an Irish whip but Jimmy slides into the corner and hits a clothesline. Jey tags in and they hit a double back elbow and a double elbow drop for a near fall. Jey with an arm bar. Jey sends Rollins to the mat and gets a near fall. Jey with an arm bar.
Rollins with a punch and elbow to the back of the head followed by a back rake. Jey with a shoulder in the corner and he tags in Jimmy. Jimmy with an uppercut. Rollins with a knee to the midsection. Jimmy and Rollins exchange punches and kicks. Jimmy with a clothesline that sends him and Rollins over the top rope to the floor.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Rollins punches Jey. Rollins with another punch to Jey but Jey punches back. Rollins with a back elbow. Rollins with boots but he misses a Stinger Splash into the corner and Jimmy tags in and he connects with clotheslines and a savate kick. Jimmy with a pop up Samoan drop for a near fall. Jimmy punches Reigns on the apron and then he punches Rollins but Rollins with an enzuigiri. Ambrose tags in and gets a near fall.
Ambrose with boots to the abdomen and he hits a snap elbow drop. For a near fall. Ambrose with an arm bar and chin lock. Jimmy with a jaw breaker but Ambrose with an elbow and then he goes to the turnbuckles for a boot to the chest. Ambrose stomps on the leg. Ambrose tags in Reigns and he connects with a head butt to the ribs. Reigns with a boot to the chest followed by a leaping elbow drop.
Reigns stomps on the arm and he kicks Jimmy in the back. Rollins tags in and Rollins with a double sledge to the back and he punches Jimmy. Rollins puts Jimmy on the turnbuckles and he sets for a superplex but Jimmy holds on to the turnbuckles and he gives Seth a head butt that sends him to the mat. Jimmy with a cross body and both men are down.
Reigns tags in and he grabs Jimmy and he hits a belly-to-back into a uranage for a near fall. Reigns with a reverse chin lock. Reigns with a punch to the head and he gets a near fall before returning to the reverse chin lock. Jimmy with a dragon whip and both men are down.
Ambrose and Punk tag in and Punk with a springboard double clothesline. Punk with a double sledge to Ambrose followed by a clothesline to Rollins. Punk with a knee to Ambrose and then Rollins. Punk with a swinging neck breaker and DDT combination. Punk with a brainbuster to Ambrose and he gets a near fall because Reigns breaks up the cover. Reigns with a Superman punch to Punk. Jimmy with a plancha onto Reigns. Rollins sends Jimmy into the ringside barrier. Punk with a suicide dive onto Rollins. Ambrose goes for a suicide dive, but he is met with a punch.
Punk with the elbow drop from the top for a near fall. Punk gets ready for Go To Sleep and he gets Ambrose on his shoulders. Punk stops Rollins. Reigns tags in and Punk with a kick to Reigns. Punk with Go To Sleep to Ambrose but Reigns with a spear for the three count.
Winners: Roman Reigns, Seth Rollins, and Dean Ambrose
We go to commercial.
We are back and The Wyatts are in the back. They always told him that the war to bring down this machine would be a long and daunting process. Daniel Bryan is a coward. He is but a miniscule ant trying to pierce the armor of a scorpion. He held Daniel in his arm and he gave him an out. He could take the pain away.
He says that he is sorry for ever doubting Abigail. He knows what he must do. Daniel Bryan refuses to walk with the reapers so he will burn with the saints. We see that Bray was looking at his rocking chair and we go to commercial.
Match Number Six: Brie Bella, Nikki Bella, and Natalya versus AJ Lee, Tamina Snuka, and Alicia Fox
Natalya and Alicia start things off and Natalya with a rollup for a near fall. They lock up and Natalya with a wrist lock. Natalya with a lateral press to counter the tilt-a-whirl back breaker and she gets a near fall. Brie tags in and they hit a double hip toss for a near fall. Brie tries to kick Alicia but Alicia pulls Brie off the turnbuckles and she gets a near fall.
Alicia gets another near fall and she sends Brie into the corner and tags in Tamina. Tamina chops Brie and gets a near fall. Tamina with a kick and she sends Brie into the turnbuckles. Tamina throws her vest at Brie. Brie with a rollup for a near fall. Tamina with knee drops.
Tamina with a reverse chin lock. Brie with elbows to get out of the hold. Tamina with boots to Brie. Tamina with a Samoan drop. AJ tags in and she skips around the ring and then Brie hits a drop kick and Nikki tags in. Nikki with clotheslines followed by a back elbow and kick to the midsection. Nikki with a drop kick that knocks Tamina off the apron and then she does the same to Alicia.
Nikki gets AJ on her shoulder and Tamina with a super kick. AJ with a Shining Wizard for the three count.
Winners: Tamina Snuka, AJ Lee, and Alicia Fox
We go to commercial.
We are back with Good Santa and he has two Mrs. Clauses and a Hornswoggelf. Santa is told that a child heard that Christmas was going to be cancelled. Santa says that we will have Christmas because that is what he do.
Renee Young is with Randy Orton in the interview area. Randy is congratulated and he says that he has heard that word too much. He will be facing a troll tonight. How many times does he have to beat this loser? When did the Authority start to listen to the fans? He only knows what is best for business. He tells everyone that they should bend over and kiss his ass.
Match Number Seven: Daniel Bryan versus Randy Orton in a Non Title Match
They lock up and they go into the corner. Bryan with a clean break and Orton goes to the floor. Orton returns to the ring and they lock up again and Bryan with a side head lock and take down. Orton grabs the hair and he puts Bryan in a head scissors. Bryan rolls through and works on the legs with a step over toe hold and he falls back to the mat to add more pressure to the legs.
Bryan with a rollup while maintaining the step over toe hold and he gets a near fall. Orton goes to the floor. Orton with a forearm and head butts to Bryan and then he punches Bryan. Orton with a suplex.
Bryan with a leg take down and he sends the leg into the mat and then he drops elbows to the leg. Bryan with kicks to the leg. Bryan puts the leg in the ropes and he hits a drop kick to the knee. Bryan wrings the leg into the ring post. Bryan with a forearm to Orton and he returns to the ring. Bryan pulls Orton into the ring and he gets a near fall.
Bryan with a European uppercut but Orton with a kick and European uppercut of his own. Orton with another European uppercut. Orton with one more and then they go back and forth until Bryan gets the advantage. Bryan with a knee to the midsection. Bryan with a kick to the midsection.
Bryan with a leg drop to Orton’s leg and he applies an Indian Death Lock. Orton is able to escape the hold by biting Bryan in the knee. Orton with a boot to the head and he connects with a European uppercut. Orton with a Thesz Press but Bryan counters with a single leg crab.
Orton is able to get to the ropes and Bryan has to release the hold. Bryan with a kick to the leg. Orton with a short arm clothesline. Orton stomps on the elbow and the referee checks on Bryan. Orton with a head butt to Bryan and then he works on the arm while in the ropes. Orton stomps on the foot and follows with a back elbow for a near fall.
Orton with an arm bar. Orton sends Bryan to the mat as he continues to work on the arm and Orton gets a near fall. Orton with the Garvin Stomp. Orton does the pose but Bryan bites Orton in the head and Bryan with punches.
Bryan does not hit a round kick when Orton holds on to the ropes. Bryan with a knee that sends Orton to the floor. Bryan misses the suicide dive when Orton moves out of the way and Bryan lands on his shoulder as we go to commercial.
We are back and Orton with a reverse chin lock. Orton with a shot to the midsection and then he knocks Bryan off the apron with a shoulder. Orton with a hammer lock and he sends Bryan into the ring post. They return to the ring and Orton gets a near fall. Orton with a head butt. Orton puts Bryan on the turnbuckles and he punches Daniel. Orton sets for a superplex and he hits it.
Orton gets a near fall. Orton looks around while Bryan gets back to his feet. Bryan with punches but Orton with a kick. Orton with an Irish whip and Bryan flips over Orton and he hits a flying clothesline but Bryan lands on his injured elbow.
Bryan with a running drop kick into the corner and then he goes for a second one and he connects. Bryan with kicks to the chest and he puts Orton on the turnbuckles. Bryan with a super rana. Bryan gets a near fall. Bryan with a head butt. Orton with a back breaker and he takes too much time to make the cover and Bryan tries for the Yes Lock. Orton with a catapult and Bryan skins the cat but Orton with a kick.
Orton with an IEDDT. Orton looks around for that spot to twist to the mat and he does it. Orton pounds the mat and tries for the RKO but Bryan with a backslide for a near fall. Bryan with a round kick for a near fall. Bryan goes to the apron and up top but Orton crotches Bryan. Orton climbs the turnbuckles for another superplex but Bryan blocks it and sends Orton to the mat with a head butt.
Bryan sets for the diving head butt and he connects but he can only get a two count. Bryan with kicks to the chest and leg. Bryan with an Irish whip but he misses the drop kick into the corner when Orton moves and Bryan lands on his back. Orton with a rollup for a near fall but Bryan counters with the Yes Lock. Orton gets to the ropes and Bryan has to release the hold.
Orton rolls to the floor. Bryan with a suicide dive onto Orton. Bryan with an Irish whip into the ringside barrier followed by a drop kick. Bryan goes up top and hits the missile drop kick. Bryan kips up and he kicks Orton in the chest. Bryan misses the round kick and Orton with a low blow. The referee calls for the bell.
Winner: Daniel Bryan (by Disqualification)
After the match, John Cena’s music plays and he sends Orton to the floor. Orton with an RKO. Orton stands over Cena and Bryan holding his title belts.
We go to credits.
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